I did NOT come up with these, but I can't give credit, cuz they had no name. here the link: http://www.freewebs.com/clans-of-loyalty/warriors.htm
Some of these make no sense at all. LOL
Check 'em out!
1. Instead of saying "Good luck," to someone, you say "May StarClan light your path!"
2. You have put "purred" "yowled" "meowed" or "mewed" in a non-Warriors roleplay.
3. You have created a fan site/shrine/forum about the series.
4. You can name the stats of characters without looking at the Allegiances section.
5. You insist that you live, not by the rules, but by the warrior code.
6. You drive across the border to get the latest book.
7. You can tell which Clan a cat is in just by hearing their name.
8. You’ve memorized the ceremonies.
9. You insist that you disobeyed your parents because StarClan told you it was the only way to save the Clans in a dream.
20. You wish you were a cat.
21. You call people Twolegs.
22. You wonder if your cat likes his/her life as a kitty pet.
23. You feel bad because there's so many stars in Silverpelt.
24. You try to find out where the Clans are currently living.
25. You E-mail the cats.
26. You name your cats Fireheart, Graystripe, and Brambleclaw.
27. You wish you could give your cat forest prey.
28. You make your grandmother read the Warriors series.
29. You and your friends all have warrior names and you address yourselves by them in public.
30. You read the books to your cats.
31. You wish you had cats to read the books too.
32. You constantly tell people their cats remained you of a character in the series.
33. You help your friend decide on good warrior names for when their cats come of age.
34. You stand outside your bookstore with your face plastered to the window on the morning the new book comes out.
35. When the guy opens the book store (finally...) you hug them and scream. “OMSC I love you! Where is the latest warriors book?!”
36. When you hear about a person who hates warriors, you muster all your local warriors fans to storm their "camp."
37. You yell at your neighbors and their cats when they invade your territory.
38. You then attack you neighbors and their cats when they invade your territory.
39. You're sued by your neighbors and thier cats who received broken necks because you were defending your territory.
40. You win the lawsuit.
41. You change Ask Jeeves (ask.com) to Ask StarClan.
42. You seriously think about spending all your collage money on your collection of warriors merchandise.
43. You spend a great majority of that money making warriors merchandise.
44. When you fall down in the woods and when you see that your bleeding, you look around for cobwebs.
45. When your walking through the woods and naming every herbs and what its used for in warriors.
46. Start singing 'on the frontline' when ever your friend mentions warriors.
47. Teach your friend combat tactics while pretending to be cats.
48. Yelling out to your school bus, "May Starclan guide you home!"
49. You call the Vice Principal deputy.
50. You call little kids kits or apprentices.
51. You call old people elders.
52. You call shopping, ‘hunting’.
53. You eat mouse.
54. You measure in fox lengths or tail lengths.
55. You look up at the stars every night and wonder if StarClan will send you a sign.
56. Whenever there's a problem, you wisely quote one of the prophecies.
57. You give your family a clan name and give everyone in it a warrior name that you always call them by.
58. You have a white rock by your bed and you always sleep with your nose touching it, hoping for a dream from StarClan.
59. You write a piece of music and call it "Hunting Voles".
60. Your Homepage is Ww.
61. You know what OMSC, SC, KC, VH, CB, TC, SC and WC mean.
62. You've got "WARRIORS" in big, bold letters painted on your bedroom wall.
63. You make your bedroom into a mini-camp for your toy cats (which you have millions of).
64. You've written a Warriors theme song, paid your school band and choir to perform it for you while you recorded it, and you have it on your iPod.
65. You tape a big piece of paper to your shirt saying how many days ‘till the next book comes out, and wear it everywhere.
67. You claim that you're the "medicine cat" in your family and fill your room with plants that you found in your backyard.
68. You bring a Warriors book with you everywhere.
69. When your teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up, you say, "medicine cat!".
70. You say moon instead of month.
71. You were fake cat ears on your head.
72. You wear a fake cat tail.
73. You have a furry shirt that matches your ears and tail.
74. You have matching mittens as well.
75. You have another shirt that says 'Warriors Addict, CAUTION: May Attack or Bite'.
76. Instead of sleeping normal, you sleep curled up like cats.
77. You walk on four legs "just for fun".
78. When your mom tells you it is time for dinner you open your mouth to try to scent it.
79. You're entire bedroom is decorated with WARRIORS fan art.
80. When your friend gets a new cat or kitten, you jump and scream demanding what it looks like to give it a WARRIOR name.
81. You're reading this article and saying, "Hey, I'VE DONE THAT!!"
82. You start crying in public when the words "feather", "tall", "stone" or "blue" are mentioned.
83. You're running out of room on your computer to save Warriors fan fictions.
84. You jump up on your kitchen table when you need to talk to someone in your family and yell, "May all those old enough to catch their own prey gather for a Clan meeting!"
85. You grow your nails really long and try to figure out how to sheath them.
86. You sit on your fence and meow at neighbors.
87. You wash yourself with your tongue.
88. You sit on your fence and hope Bluestar will appear and invite you to join her Clan.
89. You call a handsome orange cat Firestar.
90. When you fail a math test and say, "Foxdung!"
91. When someone asks you where you're from and you say, "ThunderClan."
92. When someone reads a newspaper and groans about all the problems in our world and you say, "Don't worry. Fire alone can save our Clan."
93. You interpret signs from StarClan...
94. SEE?! See?! That leaf there, on the water! Obviously it means your going to read the rest of the article!
95. You’ve burned CDs with the character soundtracks.
96. You don’t think the authors of this article are insane.
97. Everytime you meet someone you can’t help asking... “Have you read warriors?!”
98. You sneer every time your neighbor’s cat walks by... what a kitty-pet!
99. You insist to follow your little sister to her friend’s 6th birthday party. “But mom! I’m the only one who knows how to perform her warriors ceremony!”
100. Your sister says your only fun at a party if it’s warriors themed. (ouch...)
101. You actually read this article! And if you scored over 50... is that a sign your addicted to Warriors, or just insane?
Some of these make no sense at all. LOL
Check 'em out!1. Instead of saying "Good luck," to someone, you say "May StarClan light your path!"
2. You have put "purred" "yowled" "meowed" or "mewed" in a non-Warriors roleplay.
3. You have created a fan site/shrine/forum about the series.
4. You can name the stats of characters without looking at the Allegiances section.
5. You insist that you live, not by the rules, but by the warrior code.
6. You drive across the border to get the latest book.
7. You can tell which Clan a cat is in just by hearing their name.
8. You’ve memorized the ceremonies.
9. You insist that you disobeyed your parents because StarClan told you it was the only way to save the Clans in a dream.
20. You wish you were a cat.
21. You call people Twolegs.
22. You wonder if your cat likes his/her life as a kitty pet.
23. You feel bad because there's so many stars in Silverpelt.
24. You try to find out where the Clans are currently living.
25. You E-mail the cats.
26. You name your cats Fireheart, Graystripe, and Brambleclaw.
27. You wish you could give your cat forest prey.
28. You make your grandmother read the Warriors series.
29. You and your friends all have warrior names and you address yourselves by them in public.
30. You read the books to your cats.
31. You wish you had cats to read the books too.
32. You constantly tell people their cats remained you of a character in the series.
33. You help your friend decide on good warrior names for when their cats come of age.
34. You stand outside your bookstore with your face plastered to the window on the morning the new book comes out.
35. When the guy opens the book store (finally...) you hug them and scream. “OMSC I love you! Where is the latest warriors book?!”
36. When you hear about a person who hates warriors, you muster all your local warriors fans to storm their "camp."
37. You yell at your neighbors and their cats when they invade your territory.
38. You then attack you neighbors and their cats when they invade your territory.
39. You're sued by your neighbors and thier cats who received broken necks because you were defending your territory.
40. You win the lawsuit.
41. You change Ask Jeeves (ask.com) to Ask StarClan.
42. You seriously think about spending all your collage money on your collection of warriors merchandise.
43. You spend a great majority of that money making warriors merchandise.
44. When you fall down in the woods and when you see that your bleeding, you look around for cobwebs.
45. When your walking through the woods and naming every herbs and what its used for in warriors.
46. Start singing 'on the frontline' when ever your friend mentions warriors.
47. Teach your friend combat tactics while pretending to be cats.
48. Yelling out to your school bus, "May Starclan guide you home!"
49. You call the Vice Principal deputy.
50. You call little kids kits or apprentices.
51. You call old people elders.
52. You call shopping, ‘hunting’.
53. You eat mouse.
54. You measure in fox lengths or tail lengths.
55. You look up at the stars every night and wonder if StarClan will send you a sign.
56. Whenever there's a problem, you wisely quote one of the prophecies.
57. You give your family a clan name and give everyone in it a warrior name that you always call them by.
58. You have a white rock by your bed and you always sleep with your nose touching it, hoping for a dream from StarClan.
59. You write a piece of music and call it "Hunting Voles".
60. Your Homepage is Ww.
61. You know what OMSC, SC, KC, VH, CB, TC, SC and WC mean.
62. You've got "WARRIORS" in big, bold letters painted on your bedroom wall.
63. You make your bedroom into a mini-camp for your toy cats (which you have millions of).
64. You've written a Warriors theme song, paid your school band and choir to perform it for you while you recorded it, and you have it on your iPod.
65. You tape a big piece of paper to your shirt saying how many days ‘till the next book comes out, and wear it everywhere.
67. You claim that you're the "medicine cat" in your family and fill your room with plants that you found in your backyard.
68. You bring a Warriors book with you everywhere.
69. When your teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up, you say, "medicine cat!".
70. You say moon instead of month.
71. You were fake cat ears on your head.
72. You wear a fake cat tail.
73. You have a furry shirt that matches your ears and tail.
74. You have matching mittens as well.
75. You have another shirt that says 'Warriors Addict, CAUTION: May Attack or Bite'.
76. Instead of sleeping normal, you sleep curled up like cats.
77. You walk on four legs "just for fun".
78. When your mom tells you it is time for dinner you open your mouth to try to scent it.
79. You're entire bedroom is decorated with WARRIORS fan art.
80. When your friend gets a new cat or kitten, you jump and scream demanding what it looks like to give it a WARRIOR name.
81. You're reading this article and saying, "Hey, I'VE DONE THAT!!"
82. You start crying in public when the words "feather", "tall", "stone" or "blue" are mentioned.
83. You're running out of room on your computer to save Warriors fan fictions.
84. You jump up on your kitchen table when you need to talk to someone in your family and yell, "May all those old enough to catch their own prey gather for a Clan meeting!"
85. You grow your nails really long and try to figure out how to sheath them.
86. You sit on your fence and meow at neighbors.
87. You wash yourself with your tongue.
88. You sit on your fence and hope Bluestar will appear and invite you to join her Clan.
89. You call a handsome orange cat Firestar.
90. When you fail a math test and say, "Foxdung!"
91. When someone asks you where you're from and you say, "ThunderClan."
92. When someone reads a newspaper and groans about all the problems in our world and you say, "Don't worry. Fire alone can save our Clan."
93. You interpret signs from StarClan...
94. SEE?! See?! That leaf there, on the water! Obviously it means your going to read the rest of the article!
95. You’ve burned CDs with the character soundtracks.
96. You don’t think the authors of this article are insane.
97. Everytime you meet someone you can’t help asking... “Have you read warriors?!”
98. You sneer every time your neighbor’s cat walks by... what a kitty-pet!
99. You insist to follow your little sister to her friend’s 6th birthday party. “But mom! I’m the only one who knows how to perform her warriors ceremony!”
100. Your sister says your only fun at a party if it’s warriors themed. (ouch...)
101. You actually read this article! And if you scored over 50... is that a sign your addicted to Warriors, or just insane?
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